The time has come for the rightful owner of this web service to be reinstated.
You are in the presence of Daenerys Xporborn of the House Xpor, Fifth of her name, the Unburdened, Queen of the Internet and Web Services, Khaleesi of the Xporians, Breaker of Web Developer Chains, and Mother of Freedom.
I will take what is mine, with objects and associations. My world, my time.
My model will be built, we will take back my web service and destroy those who wronged me! We will lay waste the Full Stack developers and burn Technical to the ground!